iwillkillallmyfriends:

internet bill:9836754820847264 $

electric bill:9746203476568364 $

phone bill:2 $

welcomepineapple:

thoughts about GUY

  • perfection
  • fucking minecraft i hate this bitch
  • why didn’t they show john lennon????
  • she looked good as fuck omg
  • that shit looked HELLA expensive
  • her best video
  • the choreo was amazing
  • i loved the arrangement of ARTPOP
  • ??????????perfect

iheartladygaga:

When someone asks to use your computer and you stand over their shoulder like

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

qirlunderyou:

gaga needs to stop having her lace front as pushed back as her next single release date

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

Anonymous asked: What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety